Are you kidding me??

So, in this crazy story called my life, things just keep happening that I just have to stop myself and remind myself that this is really happening.
The other day, I received multiple multiple text messages from "Mike." Asking me to talk to "Brad" for him. Apparently, the two of them do not communicate very well with each other. (Yep, that's a healthy relationship) So, the text messages went on about how "Mike" can't deal with "Brad" not talking to him. How it's killing him to feel this way, blah blah blah. Hello?? Now you know how it feels.... because you did that to me for ten years you idiot!!
Well, then to top it off, "Mike" calls me at work. At work!! I stop and tell him the truth. 1) I am your ex girlfriend before I am your friend. You can't ask me to talk to YOUR boyfriend for you. 2) I really think you're suffocating him. Hell, I'm not even in this relationship, and I'M feeling suffocated. 3) You need to decide if you want to stay with him if his personality is that he just doesn't talk about his feelings. But either way you decide, you need to BACK OFF!!! Stop texting him every 2 minutes. Leave him alone!!
Yeah, so not only do I work 2 jobs, but I play therapist on the side for my ex boyfriend. I should so start charging him for that!
Well, so here are, thinking, ok-this doesn't sound good, right? Maybe they should take a step back and give it some time.... Well, that's what I thought too. But, not to disappoint you, "Mike" does something just the opposite. He buys a car for "Brad". Yep, you heard right. A car.
Well, I guess he bought the car because "Brad" has horrible credit, and couldn't get a car on his own. So "Mike" to the rescue. Are you kidding me??
So, just to make sure you're up to date. "Mike" is having some real problems with "Brad." The communication is lousy. "Mike" is not feeling confident that this relationship has a future. So, he buys his boyfriend a car.
See, my friends. Never a dull moment. Leave it to "Mike" and "Brad" to never disappoint you!