Let's get caught up

See that picture -->
Yeah, that's me. Deidre. That picture was taken back when things definitely made more sense. Back before I was convinced that I could totally have my own reality show right now.
So everyone that I have been talking to has told me that I have to start a blog about the crazy thing called my life.
See, I was dating this guy "Mike" for the past almost 10 years. About three months ago, "Mike" informed me that he was gay and wanted to end things. Hmmm.....ok. Talk about ruining your day, right?
Well, here's the funnier thing. We just bought a house two years prior together. So, now we're stuck with each other. We can't sell the house, because let's face it, the market sucks right now. Neither one of us can really afford it on our own. So, ok-let's live together and be roommates. Why not?
What the hell was I thinking??
About a week after "Mike" and I broke up, he informed me that he was talking to this guy "Brad" online. I got jealous and started freaking out, thinking it was too early for either of us to be dating (like I really had a say in it, right?) and "Mike" ended up spending the night at "Brad's" house that night, because he didn't want to come home from work and deal with me.
Hey, he should know better. You don't mess with a woman's heart and not expect her to be upset. Idiot.
Well, to make a longer story shorter, they started officially dating. Great. Now I get to know not only have I lost my boyfriend, but I was replaced by another man.
Ok....here's where it starts to get a little crazy.
"Mike" asked if "Brad" would be able to move in. Now, what would any sane person say? I'll tell you what they'd say. "Absolutely NOT!!" Buuuuut..... what did I say?? (Because I'm such a nice freakin person?) I say, "Sure. Why not."
So, a few weeks ago, "Brad" moves into my home. Get ready for the surprise..... he has custody of his four year old son every other weekend!! Yep, my gay ex boyfriend's new boyfriend has a son!!!
So, in a matter of a couple months, my home went from "Mike" and Deidre, a loving couple planning to enjoy a future together living there, to.....Deidre. Her gay ex boyfriend "Mike". His new gay boyfriend "Brad" and "Brad's" son. (Who's only there every other weekend)
Are you listening MTV?? It's a reality show waiting to happen.
Everyday, there seems to be some sort of drama enfolding. Keep tuned for more........